The UN Circus

Posted on September 23, 2009
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Libya’s strongman, Colonel Muammar Ghaddaffi, spoke today before the UN in his first appearance before the world body. Many walked out during his speech and by the time it ended, one hour and forty minutes after starting, there was barely anyone left in the General Assembly Hall. His speech followed Obama’s, though there a 15 minute intermission. Neither Obama, nor Hillary Clinton, nor US Ambassador to the UN Susan Rice were in attendance, instead, only two low level officials were representing America.

Every circus must have a clown and Gaddafi did not disappoint. He rumbled on six times longer than his allotted time and as expected, the pearls of idiocy pouring forth from his mouth were priceless examples of the dictator’s deluded mind.

He wanted the UN to start an investigation into JFK’s shooting death because “Jack Ruby was an Israeli.” Strange that nobody noticed that detail until Muammar’s revelation 46 years after the fact! Hmmmnnn…

As The Guardian reports:

He tore up a copy of the UN charter in front of startled delegates, accused the security council of being an al-Qaida like terrorist body, called for George Bush and Tony Blair to be put on trial for the Iraq war, demanded $7.7 trillion in compensation for the ravages of colonialism on Africa and wondered whether swine flu was a biological weapon created in a military laboratory. At one point, he even demanded to know who was behind the killing of JFK.

All in all, a pretty ordinary 100 minutes in the life of the colonel.

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Gaddafi certainly knows how to woo a crowd, particularly at important junctures such as this. This was after all his big chance to cement Libya’s re-entry into the bosom of the international community after 20 years in the wilderness.

The technique he chose to do so – cunningly – was to blatantly insult his audience. The representatives of the 192 nations assembled in the assembly hall were no better, he told them, than orators at Hyde Park’s Speakers’ Corner. “You make your speech and then you disappear. That’s all you are right now.”

He then turned his wrath onto America, Britain, France, Russia and China – the permanent members of the security council, or “terror council” as he renamed it. Their veto was tantamount to terrorism.

“This is terrorism, like the terrorism of al-Qaida. Terrorism is not just al-Qaida, it takes many forms.”

To be fair, this was a man suffering from severe sleep deprivation. The US state department, New York city council and Donald Trump had prevented him from laying his weary head in an air-conditioned tent in New Jersey, Central Park and Bedford respectively, and the resulting strain was evident.

“I woke up at 4am, before dawn!” Gaddafi lamented about an hour into his speech, adding for the benefit of the jetlagged diplomats seated stony-faced in front of him: “You should be asleep! You’re all tired after a sleepless night!”

[...]Having thus abused and alienated 99.99% of the world’s top diplomats, he suddenly changed tack, heaping praise and devotion on the one man he appears to respect. “Now the black man doesn’t have to sit in the back of the bus, the American people made him president and we are proud of that. We would be happy if Obama stayed president of America forever.”

Poor Barack Obama. Having Gaddafi applaud his stance towards the world must have been as pleasing as being congratulated on his domestic policy by the leader of the Birthers.

He referred to the UN Security Council as a “Terrorist Council” because of the veto power of its five permanent members over any of its resolutions. Frankly, if countries with leaders like Gaddafi are going to be present on the Security Council, it is incumbent on saner heads to prevail and block them. As much as I vehemently disagree with almost anything the corrupt, incompetent UN does, I agree that the Five should have that veto power. He also assailed the UN for failing to prevent or do anything about 65 wars during its 64 year history, even though that was the specific reason for its creation.

The colonel hailed Obama’s speech but chastised him for leaving before Gaddafi’s himself spoke. He also referred to the American President as , “my son.” Was that a hint to the birthers that there may be a new angle for them to look into? My good friend Rabbi Yaakov Spivak, over on his Flashpoint blog, asks:

Jack Ruby was an “Israeli,” the Security Council is a “terrorist” group, and Barack Obama is “my son.” (If that’s so, I wonder if he has the latter’s birth certificate).

Attorney Orly Taitz better contact Gaddafi (immediately!) and see if he will produce that blasted birth certificate. What do you think, gentle reader?

The Guardian in another article on Gaddafi’s speech says:

Gaddafi took to the rostrum at 4pm, prompting several UN delegates to leave the hall. When they tentatively returned 30 minutes later, expecting the Libyan to have finished, he was only a third of the way into his speech.

Gaddafi, who frequently broke off to pore over pages of notes, said the security council should be called “the terror council”, saying: “We cannot have the security council under countries which have nuclear powers. This is terrorism itself.”

The Libyan leader, who arrived in New York yesterday, also called for a permanent seat on the security council for the African Union – prompting applause from a handful of African states – and invited anyone who disagreed with him to an impromptu debate on the general assembly floor.

[...]He eventually left the floor at 5.33pm, [11:33am, New York time] having promoted his website, Gaddafi Speaks.

Breaking News 24.7 writes that:

Gaddafi, introduced as the “king of kings” by his countryman and assembly president Ali Treki, remained in his seat for long after the introduction.

I guess it is must be below a “king of king’s” honor to speak as soon as he’s introduced. Obviously he wanted the half empty General Assembly to beg him to speak…

The Guardian concludes:

If Gaddafi upstaged everybody inside the austere UN assembly hall, outside the building the PR message would have been a little less to his liking.

Relatives of the victims of Pan Am 103 gathered in New York’s First avenue bearing posters saying “Murderer” and venting their anger about the hero’s welcome given to the Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi last month.

That aside, the self-proclaimed king of kings, figurehead of a thousand African kingdoms, must have been chuffed by how his morning had turned out. Now, where to pitch that tent?

The UN is a pretty useless organization, rotting from within and riddled with petty dictators with visions of grandeur, but once a year it does provide some comic relief! On the other hand… the US provides over 25% of the organization’s funding, is the entertainment really that good? Later, Ahmedinajad – the putrid little maggot, from Iran – will speak to us from the hallowed halls of that august body. No doubt that democracy lover, that all tolerant follower of the religion of peace will also lecture the West. I wonder if by some miracle someone attending the General Assembly could do the world a favor and wipe the little maggot off the map? Hmnnn… Were such to happen at tomorrow’s planned entertainment I could almost justify the taxpayer’s expense, maybe… One can still dream, can’t he? In any case, we’ve poured so much already into the bottomless UN coffers and into some of its officials pockets while getting nothing in return, I think it’s high time to stop!

Chaim

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